why is six afraid of seven?
because seven is a registered six offender
i am legit in tears over this joke
(via firebreathingnarwhal)
Some Days I Think About Dying
Blessed with good books and great friends.
- marius: had you been there today you might know how it feels to be struck to the bone in a moment of breathless delight
- enjolras: [looks into the camera like he's on the office]
(Source: missjemolive, via sexting-inchurch)
if there was a theme song for my life it would be green day’s cover of eye of the tiger
(via phil-is-my-cat)
I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
(Source: ufocottoncandy, via phil-is-my-cat)
(via sexting-inchurch)
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
(via tedfuckingmosby)
Hi, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness wondering if you’d be interested in a gym membership over at Jehovah’s Fitness
(via sexting-inchurch)
(via bulletproof-anthem)
Today I was told by a customer that I have the prettiest blue eyes… Then he said I should have a boyfriend and asked why I was single…
Because I’m waiting for a British or an Irish man to sweep me off of my feet.
(via jezzeka)
